Novelty Realistic Dildo Keychain
Cheeky, realistic and impossible to ignore, the Novelty Realistic Dildo Keychain turns a highly detailed penis design into a flexible adult novelty accessory you can clip to keys, bags or a naughty gift.
Finished in a flesh-tone colour with sculpted veins, a defined head and realistic detailing, the main piece measures approximately 11.3 cm long and weighs around 118 g. Complete with polished metal clip hardware, this penis keychain is made to get a laugh, start a conversation and add some adult humour wherever it goes.
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Some keychains hold your keys. This one makes considerably more of a statement.
The Novelty Realistic Dildo Keychain combines a flexible realistic penis design with shiny metal clip hardware to create an adult novelty accessory that is equal parts cheeky, tactile and completely unsubtle.
The flesh-toned body features a defined head, raised veins, textured skin and sculpted contours designed to mimic realistic anatomy. Subtle tonal variation through the shaft and tip gives the piece more visual depth than a basic novelty shape.
At approximately 11.3 cm long, it is large enough to make an impact while remaining compact enough to clip onto a bag, keys, novelty collection or adult gift.
Supplied imagery shows the flexible body bending significantly under pressure while returning to its shape, giving the novelty penis keychain a soft, squeezable feel that adds to its tactile novelty appeal.
A metal loop and clip system allows attachment to keys, handbags, backpacks and other accessories, while the polished silver-coloured hardware contrasts against the flesh-tone body for an intentionally over-the-top finish.
Whether you're looking for a funny adult gift, hens party novelty, cheeky stocking filler or something guaranteed to make people look twice, this realistic penis keychain is definitely not shy.
Small enough for your keys. Bold enough to steal the conversation.
Features
- Realistic Penis Design: Detailed sculpting includes a defined head, raised veins and textured contours.
- Flexible Construction: Supplied imagery shows the body bending significantly under pressure.
- Flesh-Tone Finish: Natural-looking colouring enhances the realistic visual appearance.
- Metal Keychain Hardware: Includes polished clip and ring components for easy attachment.
- Compact Novelty Size: Approximately 11.3 cm long for carrying, displaying or gifting.
- Detailed Surface Texture: Raised veins and sculpted contours add extra visual detail.
- Adult Novelty Accessory: Suited to cheeky gifts, hens parties, stocking fillers and novelty collections.
- Portable Design: Designed to attach to keys, bags or other accessories.
Product Specifications
- Product Type: Novelty penis keychain
- Brand: FAAK
- Vendor Code: S8039
- Colour: Flesh tone
- Material: Silicone according to supplied product information
- Overall Length: Approximately 11.3 cm
- Shaft Length: Approximately 10.1 cm
- Maximum Shaft Width: Approximately 3.4 cm
- Tip Width: Approximately 2.6 cm
- Additional Sculpted Detail Height: Approximately 6.2 cm
- Additional Sculpted Detail Width: Approximately 4.8 cm
- Product Weight: Approximately 118 g
- Flexibility: Flexible according to supplied product information and imagery
- Surface Detail: Realistic textured finish
- Attachment: Metal keyring and clip hardware
What's Included
- 1 x Novelty Realistic Dildo Keychain
Product Care & Cleaning
Wipe the novelty penis keychain clean with a soft, damp cloth as required.
For heavier marks, use a small amount of mild soap and then wipe away any residue with a clean damp cloth.
Do not soak or fully immerse the complete product unless the manufacturer specifically confirms that both the silicone body and metal hardware are suitable for immersion.
Dry the metal clips and rings thoroughly after cleaning to reduce the risk of corrosion or discolouration.
Avoid bleach, abrasive cleaners, solvents and harsh household chemicals.
Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight and excessive heat.
Keep separate from other soft or strongly coloured materials where practical to reduce the risk of staining, colour transfer or material interaction.
Safety Information
This product is presented as an adult novelty keychain and accessory.
Do not assume it is designed or tested for vaginal, anal or other internal body use unless FAAK specifically confirms the intended use, material safety and design suitability.
Inspect the flexible body and metal attachment hardware regularly for tears, cracks, sharp edges, loose fittings or other damage.
Discontinue use as an accessory if any component becomes damaged or develops sharp or exposed edges.
